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Introducing the comical top your collection has been missing - the "Nutrition Facts: How to Be a Great Person (who will still slap a b!tch)" tee!

Made from ultra-soft cotton with a relaxed fit, this witty top is perfect for festival season or any occasion where you want to keep things lighthearted.

The design mimics a traditional nutrition label with ingredients like "Kindness - 100% Daily Dose", "Sense of Humor - Exceeds Daily Recommendations" and of course, "Won't Take No Sass - Also Exceeds".

Whether you're rocking this gem at the shows, rocking the boat with your crew or just feeling frisky - this tee proves you can spread good vibes while still standing up for your tribe when push comes to slapping shove.

Pre-order yours now to make all your friends chuckle while also knowing you have their back in a sassy stand-off. Good vibes only...mostly.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

"Nutrition Facts: How to Be a Great Person (who will still slap a b!tch)"

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